Thursday, December 14, 2006

hello, this is dwight schrute...

Dwight Schrute totally called me this morning and told me I was being dropped from the company's health care plan because I said I had Lupus, and eveyrbody knows you can only get Lupus if you're bitten by a werewolf. He also told me I could go to a website and see exclusive previews from the mid-season premiere or something. Whoever was responsible for that - thank you. Thank you very much.



it had to be jcs. he did the same thing to me a few months ago. he's cunning like a fox. a huge filipino fox with monstrous calves.  


Turns out it was my friend Troy. He's my reeeeal friend.  


If he is your reeeeal friend, where was he at MWK and MWK2??? SERVED!  


He didn't come because he hates Filipinos. RETURNED!

40/Love  


Wow...good thing I'm blak.

40/Love? No way. More like DUECE. Cause we're both DEUCE-BAGS. Get it?!?  


There's a lot of talk about serving and returning love and deuces when the conversation turned to MWK. Maybe I am glad I wasn't there...  


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