I almost forgot, last week at dinner, ET asked me to write about her shoes.

ET bought some new tennis shoes. They have rounded souls. The point of the rounded soul shoe is that you have to consciously keep your balance on them - thereby the simple act of walking, or even standing up straight becomes a butt/leg toning exercise. I call this amazing invention Weeble Wobble technology. Here's an illustration:


The genius of Weeble Wobble technology is that you're never just standing around, but instead you're constantly weebling and wobbling but not falling down. And the benefits? Well, we'll let this illustration speak for itself:


Breathtaking, isn't it? If you'd like a pair of Weeble Wobble technology shoes... well, you'll have to ask ET. I don't know who sells them. If you don't want to shell out the dough, though, try walking around with a tennis ball in your shoe - and another one in the back of your pants. The second tennis ball won't help keep you in shape, but it will be a great conversation starter. Or ender.


So from your illustrations, you're saying Weeble Wobble technology cures elephantitis of the ass. I get it.  


Well, FDA regulations restrict us from coming right out and saying it, but yeah, basically. Put you down for a pair?  


Put me down for 2. I like to have choices.  


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