I got together with GG, the Colonel, and Dirty last night at Shamrock's. It was originally supposed to be our fantasy football league banquet but everybody else had to cancel. I still got my cash and prizes, though, for winning the playoffs. That's right. I said cash AND prizes. Besides my $50 check (it was only $50 because I never played my entrance fee - and because somebody else won a much larger check for winning regular season play) I also got the most awesome trophy ever!

I don't have any pictures of it, but I do have some photos of my new super hero identity, The Golden Poser:






Okay, that's really the trophy. GG suggested it might be a rotating trophy and somebody else would have to get it next year. I'm gonna do everything in my power* to make sure that doesn't happen, though. I mean, Come on! When's the next time I'm gonna ever win a trophy with a football guy on it?


*"everything in my power" = drop GG in a pit under my house


I'm glad you have the trophy, b/c you have no dignity or shame...or class....or integrity...or talent...or muscles...or sexual prowess (at least that's what I was told)  


Yeah, but you don't have any of those things OR a tropy, so who's worse off here?  


Rotating trophy? This isn't The Stanley Cup (trophy for NHL champion). Screw that idea. I hope you don't lose the trohpy. (wink, wink)  


screw the trophy!!!

tell us more about that blue jacket in the background!! it looks sooooo dreamy!  


That old thing? I was using it as a placemat earlier during dinner and forgot to put it back in the flaming toilet where I keep it.  


sooo....

you eat off of something you dug out of a flaming toilet?

that hardly sounds sanitary.  


The flames disinfect. Don't you know anything about science?  


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