Monday, January 15, 2007
random
-This won't impress any of you who are playing Guitar Hero 2 on Hard or Expert, but last night after a couple of weeks of trying, I finally got 5 stars on Crazy On You by Heart. Felt damn good.
-Sometimes with my job I have to drive people home after they drop their cars off with us. Today, I was driving a lady home and she farted in the car. It didn't make a noise, but it did make a distinctive, un-mistakable fart smell. After that I had another guy light up a cigarette in the car. Then when we got to his house, he informed me he had a conceal and carry license, right before taking a revolver out of the glove box. Said he didn't want us having an accident while fixing his car. Too late.
-I need new shoes. One of my old ones have a whole in the bottom so that when it rains one of my socks always get wet. It's 10:40 and I've had a wet sock since 9:00. That kind of low-level, persistent misery really makes for a crappy morning.
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-Sometimes with my job I have to drive people home after they drop their cars off with us. Today, I was driving a lady home and she farted in the car. It didn't make a noise, but it did make a distinctive, un-mistakable fart smell. After that I had another guy light up a cigarette in the car. Then when we got to his house, he informed me he had a conceal and carry license, right before taking a revolver out of the glove box. Said he didn't want us having an accident while fixing his car. Too late.
-I need new shoes. One of my old ones have a whole in the bottom so that when it rains one of my socks always get wet. It's 10:40 and I've had a wet sock since 9:00. That kind of low-level, persistent misery really makes for a crappy morning.
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