In an effort to make your life better, I sometimes like to point out different websites that I think might be worth your time. For instance, in the past I pointed out a substance abuse website to the Colonel (not like a site that helps people kick substance abuse, but one that suggest interesting ideas for spicing up your substance abuse). And I pointed Dirty towards that Seventh Heaven erotic fan-fiction site.

To those of you with more mainstream taste I like to point out stuff like The Superficial. The Superficial is a celebrity gossip site. There's a ton of sites like it on the net, but I like The Superficial because it holds celebrities in the same contempt that I hold... well... everyone. It's also really funny. Here's some recent excerpts:

On Lindsey Lohan suddenly dating the Girl's Gone Wild guy:

I know it's tough to exercise good judgement when you were born with a stuffed animal for a brain, but even Lindsay Lohan has to see that this is a bad idea. The only worse possible person she could be dating would be her dad. And even then it'd be iffy.

On creating a fake Britney Spears video:

That's obviously not a real music video, just a montage of images set to the new song. Although they probably could've pulled off a convincing fake if they just played some footage of a walrus rolling around on the beach.

On the large veins in Angelina Jolie's arms:

If I wasn't such a man of science I'd assume she was being invaded by some sort of parasitic blood alien. But no, the science just doesn't add up. And damnit, without science we're all just a bunch of animals. Now if you'll excuse me I have to do some experiments in my laboratory. With test tubes.

Inspirational.


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