ET had commented the other day that she was suprised that I hadn't said anything about Britney Spears' apparent descent into madness yet. I don't know, I guess I just felt kind of like the whole world was oversaturated with Anna Nicole and Britney right now.

Unfortunately, something finally happened that I have to comment on.

Okay, not so much comment, as huddle frightened in a corner, peeing on myself.

Witness the source of my terror:




That's Kevin Federline's car. Now, don't get me wrong, as anyone who was out with me last Friday night can tell you, I have no problem vandalizing a car or two when the need arises. But sweet mother of pearl, look at Britney's eyes! She's gone plum loco! I'm gonna see those eyes in my sleep tonight!


Don't want to worry you Patch, but I just drove by your place and there was an ugly Sinead O'Connor look-alike beating your truck with an umbrella.

Lock your doors...  


THANK YOU, nnfred! I KNEW she looked familiar!  


I heard that was the car of the papparazzi that was taking her picture, not fed-ex's car. ha! get it? fed-ex! that's clever.

at any rate, brittney shears (ha! again) has fallen further than any celebrity i can think of, with the exception of michael jackson. but that dude's in class of his own.

word verification = qwahump  


Check back to earlier blog entries and you will find a picture of the Patch himself sporting a new shaved head. The similarities of the two pictures are uncanny (except Britney is not a member of the Better Business Bureau).  


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