New column up at the Harlan Daily. It's all about the concept of worship.


Now I understand why you were interested in my definition of fundamentalism yesterday.

Always a pleasure...  


Ha!

Actually, I had forgotten that I wrote that bit about "hating" fundementalism until I just reread it a few minutes ago. I wrote that column last week.

At any rate, I hope it's clear that I was using a different definition of "fundementalist" than you use.  


Please forward any negative comments about worshiping in a bar and listening to Guided by Voices to me immediately!!!! I'm needing more people to dislike....besides Coldplay and Matchbox 20 fans.  


As a religious fundamentalist of Hoffmantology I am very offended and I will keep forcing my views of Dustin Hoffman as our lord and saviour to everyone I meet.

And if anyone is interested we meet at the men's undewear section at the K-mart in Cincinnati.  


Death to the infidel!  


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