The Queen of England is in Versailles today. If I see her I'm gonna explain to her the difference between a biscuit and a cookie. And I'm gonna point out that they don't need all those extra U's in their words. Idiots.

I'll tell her you said, "Hi."

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By reading your last two posts it seems you are a bit cranky. I'm sorry cranky boy!  


I don't know why... I just... I just feel so angry inside...  


I bet she can pronounce Versailles (Ver-sigh) correctly like the rest of America.  


I'm sure she will not be amused that kind of "behaviour."  


Just for that, Cher, I'm gonna dump some more dirt on your lawn.

I would respond to JC's "Versailles" comment, but we discussed it on the phone last night and I totally obliterated him. I don't want to shame him again in front of you all.  


Stay away from my yard. I will go "300" on dat @ss if you try to harm her.....(and yes, you get to play the monstrous homo villain with way too much makeup on your sexy mug.)

By the way, my nick name when I'm "not so fresh and pleasant" is Cranky Baby.......

I hate having things in common with you. BTW, nice _amel _oe's in the video this weekend. :)  


I am speechless.

Also, you're gonna want to ignore my next post probably.  


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