Tuesday, June 12, 2007
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New column up at the Harlan Daily. It's sappy and stupid and implies that I peek into your windows at night. There's also a couple of mistakes. One, I couldn't remember what god-forsaken foreign country BP was in last week, and didn't have time to look it up, so I'm pretty sure I got that wrong. Also, the first draft of the column mentioned blog-semi-regular Matteo living with his family in a house in the woods only accessible by pack mule, but somehow it got dropped from the final version (I say somehow because I don't remember leaving it out - but apparently I did). Sorry guys. There's also a spot a couple of sentences in where I say "exactly" twice in one sentence. Also, one time where I was supposed to say "rare" I said "medium rare." I'm an idiot. How do I still have this job?
Hey! HEY!! Nobody, I mean NOBODY calls my life "homey". Idyllic, maybe (I'll have to look that up to see if I'm pissed off even more).
Also, you didn't call me and apologize for not seeing me all weekend! What's up with that?
I HATE YOU!!!
I'm sorry. I forgot my meds this morning. I've taken them now. All is good.
By the way, great article.
Thanks. When you say meds do you mean Skittles?
No....actually estrogen injections.
Oh, that reminds me - how'd the surgery go? All the new parts work?
It went well...however, for some reason I find you even more repulsive than I did. Strange.
Strange but also perfectly fine with me.
fun article, it was like watching an episode of Days of our Lives... whatever that means to you.
For me, it means that Lisa Rinna was never as hot as Krista Allen in the role of Billie Reed.
Ah...I see your operation went well too!
I happen to like sappy and stupid.
And like I really believe that part about you "forgetting" to include me in your stupid little 16 sided polygon sap-fest.
And you spelled "Mateo" wrong. You think you're so multi-cultural.
I am multi-cultural. I just can't spell.
Also, you're probably the first person in the world to ever use the phrase, "16 sided polygon sap-fest."
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Hey! HEY!! Nobody, I mean NOBODY calls my life "homey". Idyllic, maybe (I'll have to look that up to see if I'm pissed off even more).
Also, you didn't call me and apologize for not seeing me all weekend! What's up with that?
I HATE YOU!!!
I'm sorry. I forgot my meds this morning. I've taken them now. All is good.
By the way, great article.
Thanks. When you say meds do you mean Skittles?
No....actually estrogen injections.
Oh, that reminds me - how'd the surgery go? All the new parts work?
It went well...however, for some reason I find you even more repulsive than I did. Strange.
Strange but also perfectly fine with me.
fun article, it was like watching an episode of Days of our Lives... whatever that means to you.
For me, it means that Lisa Rinna was never as hot as Krista Allen in the role of Billie Reed.
Ah...I see your operation went well too!
I happen to like sappy and stupid.
And like I really believe that part about you "forgetting" to include me in your stupid little 16 sided polygon sap-fest.
And you spelled "Mateo" wrong. You think you're so multi-cultural.
I am multi-cultural. I just can't spell.
Also, you're probably the first person in the world to ever use the phrase, "16 sided polygon sap-fest."
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