The Superficial reports on possibly the strangest public comment I've ever seen out of Linday Lohan - or any celebrity for that matter. When asked about rehab Lohan said:

"It changed my life. I didn't have a good grip on it and I needed to get my shit together. I was going out too much and I had too much pressure on my shoulders. I was not that happy and I needed to go to that place to be happy. If I get stressed out I say a serenity prayer. I meditate too. I was going out with someone and they said I should read Machiavelli and I was like, 'nah', and then I was, 'OK, I'll read it' and now it is always with me."

What's so odd about that? The Superficial sums it up perfectly:

"Machiavelli's "The Prince" is the quintessential business guide on how to compromise your morals for personal gain. It's not something you turn to after rehab. It's something you turn to when you're trying to become the head of a corporation or overthrow a small government. No, a book I'd recommend for somebody like Lindsay Lohan is Dr. Seuss' "Green Eggs and Ham". It might be a little over her head, but it's got pictures so she'll never be caught pretending to read it but really the book is upside down."

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