Thursday, July 26, 2007
it's a tribute to her lack of standards
Yesterday marked the two year anniversary of me dating the most beautiful girl in the world. Offer her your condolences if you get a chance. And then give me a big high five for somehow managing to pull one over on the very framework of the universe.
Words can't express the sorrow I feel for Sara having to date a worthless swine like Patrick.
Maybe it's time for her to revisit the eye doctor and get her glasses checked.
I have actually never met the person. All I see are the pictures that could be explained by stalking on Patrick's part. (Haven't we all been there). Further, on the explination front, I know some of you have actually seen her. I can't help but notice that on this blog there was in increased reference to money at about the same time that Sara's pictures began to surface. Could money be changing hands???
SHE PAYS ME!!!
Not to touch her...
i think you are both pretty lucky to have found each other. sounds corny i know but i only speak truth. oh, unless it comes to my toe because i did a teeny bit of fibbing on that.
beautiful pics of sara.
Thanks Erika.
No need to tell you how lucky you are on this one Patch.
Sarah is beautiful, smart, warm, vibrant, fun, loving, etc.
You lucky bastard.
Guess that "opposites attract thing" really is true.
Of course, she gets your nerdy, dark, sarcastic, obscure self in return.
Love you both.
Just go ahead and elope already and get it over with.
We'll all chip in for tickets to Vegas!
I remember the first time I saw Sara in the Supergirl costume, I thought she was so sweet and pretty! Adam and I always wondered why you weren't chasing her down, Patrick. I love how well you two treat each other...you deserve to be spoiled by a woman, Patrick, at least someone other than your mother!
Thanks Fred... sorta...
And Lucy, you can't see it, thankfully, but a single, manly tear is rolling down my cheek.
I think I'd keep Fred away from Sara....and quite possibly even you.
Aww! Thanks for the kind words everybody. It's really not as bad as it seems. My lack of standards are paying off for once. Best two years of my life so far.
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Words can't express the sorrow I feel for Sara having to date a worthless swine like Patrick.
Maybe it's time for her to revisit the eye doctor and get her glasses checked.
I have actually never met the person. All I see are the pictures that could be explained by stalking on Patrick's part. (Haven't we all been there). Further, on the explination front, I know some of you have actually seen her. I can't help but notice that on this blog there was in increased reference to money at about the same time that Sara's pictures began to surface. Could money be changing hands???
SHE PAYS ME!!!
Not to touch her...
i think you are both pretty lucky to have found each other. sounds corny i know but i only speak truth. oh, unless it comes to my toe because i did a teeny bit of fibbing on that.
beautiful pics of sara.
Thanks Erika.
No need to tell you how lucky you are on this one Patch.
Sarah is beautiful, smart, warm, vibrant, fun, loving, etc.
You lucky bastard.
Guess that "opposites attract thing" really is true.
Of course, she gets your nerdy, dark, sarcastic, obscure self in return.
Love you both.
Just go ahead and elope already and get it over with.
We'll all chip in for tickets to Vegas!
I remember the first time I saw Sara in the Supergirl costume, I thought she was so sweet and pretty! Adam and I always wondered why you weren't chasing her down, Patrick. I love how well you two treat each other...you deserve to be spoiled by a woman, Patrick, at least someone other than your mother!
Thanks Fred... sorta...
And Lucy, you can't see it, thankfully, but a single, manly tear is rolling down my cheek.
I think I'd keep Fred away from Sara....and quite possibly even you.
Aww! Thanks for the kind words everybody. It's really not as bad as it seems. My lack of standards are paying off for once. Best two years of my life so far.
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