My dad and I totally just ran a "Good cop/bad cop" on an insurance appraiser. We've been waiting on a check from him for months, so I called him and talked very nicely with him on the phone, asking him to please stop goofing off and process our paper work. He was congenial but unconvincing in his claims to "get right on it." After I was done, my dad got on the phone and chewed him out until the guy admitted he was in the wrong, apologized for taking so long and promised us a check was on the way.

They totally need to make a show about my dad and I. At first I thought about a reality show, but then I decided I'd rather it be a drama. They'd call it, "Connie & The Boy." Each week we'd fix cars and deal with insurance agents and the show would be driven by the conflict between me the youthful loose cannon who likes to do things his own way and my dad, the aged veteran who knows the game in and out.

Who wouldn't watch that? Okay, Dirty wouldn't because it wouldn't be a show for teenage girls. But other than him, who wouldn't?

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I wouldn't watch b/c I'm not into homo-erotica.  


You lie to your friends and I'll lie to my friends, but let's not lie to each other. Okay?  


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