Today is BP's birthday. I'm not sure how old he is. Twenty-eight maybe? Twenty-nine? I could probably figure it out if it didn't require math. Once again, though, the natural order of the universe gets in my way.

Happy birthday BP, inventor of the phrase, "Just my tang" and co-creator of the phrase "5 year dive." Your contribution to our society will outlive us all.

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awwww, thanks buddy! that is quite a shout out. let me use a couple of my phrases right here for ya.

you ever watch "the rules of engagement"? yeah, me neither. but i did last night, and the brunette on that show is just my tang. She is in no danger of the five year dive.

Also, I'm 30. Which means now I can start to get fat and grumpy and no one can say anything. Awesome!  


happy birthday you magnificent glowing bastard! I hope you have a great birthday b/c really, after 30, it only gets worse.  


I'm gonna have to agree with the colonel on that one. Don't fret though. I'll be back in Va this weekend and we can hang out like buds. Yeah? Yeah!  


See? It's worse already!  


wow, is it too late to cancel my membership to the "Club 'O Losers?"

My birthday was awesome. I got some phone calls, lots of text messages, an online shout out, and like 4 meals out of it.

this weekend, a night out at the DC Improv, where a hypnotist will be performing. I mean really, can you beat that?  


That would have been awesome if INS showed up at your doorstep as you were about to blow out the candles on your birthday and took you away.  


I guess they didn't get my call in time.  


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