I was driving an older lady home today so we could work on her car and she said the following to me: "I'm sorry if you're in a gang, I don't mean to offend you."

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I needed to hear that this morning...thanks!  


Well, it offended the hell out of me, so I popped a cap in her ass. Weeeest siiiiiide.  


um patch...i think she meant like in gangs of new york....  


I think she meant a gang like the Jests in the musical, West Side Story....I mean, you look so fabulous.  


I think she meant like Spanky from 'Our Gang'  


Did I walk into an open-mic night or something? Seriously, all of you, don't quit your day jobs.  


Actually in the picture below this post you look a lot like a crazy Amish guy I've been working with. The local Amish community is considering throwing him out because he has been openly violating the Ordnung. They say he has been corrupting Amish youth with a co-conspirator. I would stay out of Maysville if I were you.  


I can't imagine corrupting Amish people is very fun. All you'd really have to do is turn on a light switch, right?  


Haven't visited in a while, but as usual, I get to laugh out loud somewhere in here and this one is priceless. Thanks!  


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